MORE funny pictures!

YAY FOR ME BLOGGING!! (sorry, I can't help but get excited for myself when I actually blog.)
So I promised more funny pictures, and I got such a wonderful response, (4 out of 6 followers isn't too bad, if I do say so myself.By the way, WHY do I only have 6 followers?! Tell people about me!) that I HAD to post again. (I'm a comment hog by the way...I LIVE for comments)

So without further a due (or is it a do? adieu? I've always wondered, but am too lazy to find out right now.) FUNNY PICTURES, RUBY AND DANNYBOY EDITION! (with some Sissy Bug thrown in)


SissyBug has that new baby "alien" look goin' on. (Yes, I think brand new babies look closer to "alien" rather than "cute". In my opinion, it takes a month or so before they qualify as "cute". SUE ME.) Daniel, being his usual camera loving self. I am looking like the typical dorky 2nd grader (Was there ever a 2nd grader who didn't look dorky? Like seriously...I can't think of one.) Oh and my hair was mostly straight back then.This was several months after my first haircut. (That's right...I was 6 before I got a haircut. I looked like a mushroom after said haircut. Ergo why I did not post any pictures of Ruby Mushroom Head.)



Speaking of brand new babies...Check it out! Ok, so this isn't really that funny (Except for the proof that I am in fact Gabriel's twin sister born 11 years earlier than him.) And though you can't see it, I am an unnaturally huge 3 year old....My sister was 6 before she could fit in my 3 year old clothes. Sissy was a pipsqueak.

Well known Rubyism. If I see the word "yawn", hear someone yawn, hear someone SAY yawn, see someone yawn or even think "yawn"...I WILL yawn.

Ok WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO STICK ME IN THE HIPPO? Could you not see that this was a potentially traumatizing experience?!?! The look of fear on my face is very real...and ok, freaking funny. Note to Parents: CHILDREN DO NOT LIKE TO BE STUCK IN REALISTIC ANIMAL STATUES...EVEN IF THEY CAN'T ACTUALLY EAT THEM. It's freaking scary if you use your imagination. (Which, by the way, Barney the Dinosaur taught me how to do verrrrrry well, and I was using my imagination the time, as indicated by my terrified face.)

What happens when you give a 5 year old batteries to go with the toy you got him...but you wrapped up the batteries like another present? This.





It's my blog so I need to put more pictures of me...YAY FOR ME BEING PRETTY FREAKING CUTE!!! (If I do say so myself...which I do say so myself.) Awwww, look at me with my big blue gun and diaper!!! And look at me with my ultra pinkness and baby Jackson nose!!! And being a total model, as usual. Ruby sees camera. Ruby poses for camera. (Only difference now is "Ruby sees camera, Ruby hides until she finds out if her hair and makeup look good, then poses if they pass qualification of "good".)






















Now for more DannyBoy and me! Aw, look at me talking in the middle of a Christmas picture, most likely suggesting poses to Mom. ("How about I put my arm wike diiiiis?") And me with my gigantic hair. I think I was born like half Rapunzel -Wolf or something. (Do not question my imaginary mythical creatures.) And My NEW baby brother (at the time) looking like he doesn't know what to
think. So he makes the classic "baby Daniel buggy eye face".




And who needs a binky when you can chew on Dad's nose? It never gets lost and it doesn't cost a thing! I'm guessing DannyBoy didn't have teeth yet...otherwise, Dad would've woken up pretty fast. (IF he hadn't drowned from baby drool.) Trust me, I know for a painfully obvious fact, that my brother was very "experienced" with his lil chompers. (Thank God his Terrible Two's only lasted for a couple years.)

My dad stuck a cloth diaper on my head. He took a picture. Dad is weird. I'm cute. 'Nuff said.

That is a confetti wig, one of the many fun things that grandpa gave me that mommy did not like, because it shedded/stained etc. and she mysteriously lost it when we moved. I was not happy with Mommy. But I no longer feel the need for a confetti wig, so all is forgiven.

Soooo....I may have to do a 3rd edtion...because I STILL haven't found the picture of Daniel in a dress! HAHAHAHA! Enjoy!